Marty-pants

Martin’s Wishes While playing pirates with mommy, Martin found ‘X marks the spot for treasure.’ And as he dug it up there was a treasure chest full of 11 wishes. Mommy asked what he wished for, and here are his wishes. To be a grown up. To have golden toy cars. To be able to climb fast. To be a monkey and swing all over the place. To have a race car. To be a construction worker. To be a pirate. To be able to drive. <don’t remember> <don’t remember> And last was to never be heart broken. All of these wishes were Martin’s and Martin’s alone.  Martin then said all of them were true, they’re right over there. And gestured to his right, said here they come. And then he told mommy to get into his race car and they drove it into the house.

Over Christmas your aunt Sara brought what must be the dumbest game ever made. It's basically Russian Roulette with cream pies. You stick your face in a contraption loaded to slam whip cream into your face, roll a die, then turn a level that number of times. At some number of clicks a pie will be flung into the person's face. Violet drew the short straw on this one.

I'm not saying we had an epic 8 person 2 hour snow fight, but I'm not saying we didn't either.