Been a bit
Just wanted to drop a line to you, since it's been a while. Had a quick story from tonight I thought you might get a chuckle from. We were listening to Good Cop, Bad Cop and reading the lyrics and you asked what the n***a was and if it was a super bad word since it wasn't written out while all the other curse words were. So I had to explain to you the history of that word and how it came about, which sucked. I hate the ugliness and injustice of the world you'll learn about.
But it was also a bit fun, because I got to teach you about how Abraham Lincoln used his chain gun and rocket launchers to defeat the Confederacy, and how one night President Lincoln snuck into Jefferson Davis's camp and single handedly beat him to a pulp, then brought him back to the Union where he was stuck in jail.
I hope someday when you learn the actual facts that you appreciate my more humorous take on such dark events.
On another note as we were tucking you in, you made sure to tell you mom (mommy) that you loved her not just as big as the Universe, but further than the edges of the Universe. So we talked about about how the Universe is expanding faster than we could ever see, and what we perceive is only the Known Universe, and if you love your mom that much, it means your love is stronger than the Law of Physics, which you understood to be (mostly) unbreakable...
I love being your dad.
But it was also a bit fun, because I got to teach you about how Abraham Lincoln used his chain gun and rocket launchers to defeat the Confederacy, and how one night President Lincoln snuck into Jefferson Davis's camp and single handedly beat him to a pulp, then brought him back to the Union where he was stuck in jail.
I hope someday when you learn the actual facts that you appreciate my more humorous take on such dark events.
On another note as we were tucking you in, you made sure to tell you mom (mommy) that you loved her not just as big as the Universe, but further than the edges of the Universe. So we talked about about how the Universe is expanding faster than we could ever see, and what we perceive is only the Known Universe, and if you love your mom that much, it means your love is stronger than the Law of Physics, which you understood to be (mostly) unbreakable...
I love being your dad.
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